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chapter 1
01 once again, you¡¯ve fallen for one of my classic pranks
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02 i¡¯m clearly too evolved for driving
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03 you might be from texas, but i¡¯m from new jersey
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04 i believe what we just heard from penny was sarcasm
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chapter 2
05 i¡¯m characterizing this phenomenon as schrodinger¡¯s
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06 what is the best number?
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07 he¡¯s engaging in reductio ad absurdum
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08 you mean like a beta test?
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09 great, another fainter
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chapter 3
10 that¡¯s where i sit
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11 i¡¯m hungry now
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12 are they actually arguing about comic books?
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13 i suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spork
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14 you know i don¡¯t enjoy christmas
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15 i am constantly hearing this annoying sound
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16 we can¡¯t all be cinderella
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chapter 4
17 you¡¯ve passed the first barrier to roommate-hood
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18 i present to you the relationship agreement
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19 sheldon¡¯s hugging me!
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20 we¡¯re really sorry
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21 you have to drive me to work
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22 you bought me a present? why would you do such a thing?
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chapter 5
23 will you be my valentine?
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24 i can¡¯t believe i bleached my mustache for this
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25 we¡¯re still dating, right?
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26 leonard has some ridiculous notion that you¡¯re mad at me
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chapter 6
27 you want to work with me?
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28 i¡¯m the astrophysicist ¡°astro¡± means ¡°space¡±
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29 nobel! nobel!
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30 i¡¯m going up in space!
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31 i got the hemorrhoid commercial!
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