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Ŀ¼ CONTENTS 002/³öÈë×ÔÓÉ A Dream Prison for All Criminals 004/Èý¹Û¾¡»Ù Ass Luck 006/µ¶Ç¹²»Èë Australian Gongfu 008/“µ½´¦”Ö®ƒ× A Typical Manifestation of Dear Chinglish 010/¼¦Àß A Charitable Way to treat Your Husband 012/¼ÈÉú½ã ºÎÉúµÜ A Story of Mr. P And His Sister 014/Äà×öµÄ All Men Are Dirty Brothers 016/ŮҲ²»Ë¬ A Story of Indecent Demonstration 018/ÆËË·ÃÔÀë A Mystery of WC 020/“ÈËÑý”Íá´« A Shemale Saga 022/Èö½¿ Anger Takes All 024/´ËµØÓÐÒøÈý°ÙÁ½ A Tribute to My Favorite Cop 026/ÉúËÀÓбð A Matter of Life And Death 028/“Ìå·£ÐÔ¹ÜÖÆ”A Car Park Run by Boxers 030/Ì컨ÂÒ×¹ An Unexplainable Cultural Difference 032/ͯÑÔÎÞ¼É A Fun-Filled Election Campaign Slogan 034/ΨÓжſµ A Tribute to Alcohol 036/ÎÞ×ÖÅÆ A Story of Fishy Transformation 038/ÏóͼÎÄ×Ö A Pictorial Message of The Fun Kind 040/ÏøÌìÈ® A Tale of Fairy Dogs 042/ÔÓ¼¼Ñ§Ôº Acrobatic College of The Thai Kind 044/×ÔÅ°Èí¼þ A Computer Program of The Torture Kind 048/·ÀµÁ style Being Offensive Is The Best of Defence 050/Äñ»° Bird Language 052/ÌßÈË*ÀÖ Baby Footballer 054/ΣÏÕ¶¯Îï Beware of Men 056/ÒÔÍËΪ½ø Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence 060/³ÖÖ®ÒÔºã Consistency Is The Best Policy 062/¹Ë¿ÍÈ«ÊDZ¿µ° Customers Are Just Dogs Not Gods 064/“¹ú´â”Cultural Heritage at Its Worst 066/¼àÊØ×ÔµÁ Cops are Just Human Beings After All 068/Ψ´óÓ¢ÐÛÄܱ¾É« Chicken Rights 070/ѧ¶øÓÅÔòÌ° Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence 072/ÓνÖʾÖÚ Cheater Show in Bangkok 076/¶¾¾ÆÂú±­ Drinks Produce Dreams 078/»ëÉíÊǵ¨ Dreadful Bread 080/»õ²»¶Ô°å Delicious Crap 082/ÃÎÓÎ Do Not Sleep When Your Hair Is Wet 084/Ë«Í·Ææ°¸ Double-Headed 086/ËÀÓжÔÖ¤ Dead Man Speaks 088/λÒÆ Displacement 092/Ä¿±êÃ÷ÏÔ Easy Targets 094/ΣÑÔËÊÌý Embarrassing Advertisement 098/ƨƱ Farting Permit 100/ÉÍ·£²»Ã÷ Fine Is Not All That Fine 102/Íû÷ֹ¿Ê Fake Hope 104/Ñ©ÉϼÓ˪ From Bad to Worse 106/Óëħ¹²Îè Fiends And Friends Are Just One Letter Away 108/ָɣÂî»± Fossil Teacher 112/¸ß½Å Golden Shoe of The FA Cup 114/ÌìÖªµÀ God Knows Everything 116/ÍöÑò²¹ÀÎ Game Over 118/СÀî·Éµ¶ Great Cop Who Is Master of Flying Knife 122/²¡ÀÉÖÐ Hot Tempered Doctor 124/·Ç³ÏÎðÈÅ Honestly Speaking 126/·ÇÀñÎ𶯠May You Readers Please Behave Yourselves 128/¹Ë´Ëʧ±Ë Half Naked 130/¼¢²»Ôñʳ Hungry Ghost 132/ŪÇɳÉ×¾ Holy Water at Its Best 134/Æƽä Have Wine Will Travel 136/ËÀÓÐÓ๼ Heavy Punishment 138/åÐÒ£·¨ÄÚ Head Count 140/Ò°ÐÔÄÑѱ Human Dog Food 142/ÒýÀÇÈëÉá Hot Pants 144/ÖªÆÞĪÈô·ò Hubby Knows Best 148/²»ÖªÕß²»×ï Ignorance That Deserves Forgiving 150/µöÓãÖ´·¨ Illegal Parking Is Legal 152/ÈÆ¿ÚÁî I Didn’ t Say Anything in This Book 154/Ô©¼Ò·խ I Am Very Sorry for My Ex-boss Mr. Sun 156/×ðÍÈ´óÃû In The Name of Leg 160/·Ï»°Ò»¾ä Just Lip Service 162/ÃàÀï²ØÕë Just A Humble Advertisement 164/ʱ²î Jetlag 168/°®ºÞ½»¼Ó Love Is Nothing 170/ǧɽ¶ÀÐÐ Lone Ranger 172/ÊÇÕæÃûÊ¿×Ô·çÁ÷ Lewd Activities in Bar 174/ÏÈÀñºó±ö Ladies First 178/¿ÐÀÏ×å Mothers Are Home- Cooked Food 180/ÃñÒÔʳΪÌì May God Bless All My Readers And Me 182/ũת·Ç My Mobile Phone Is Growing Bigger Everyday in China Farmland 184/ʱװ´«Ææ My Gay Lady 186/ÌìÐÔ°®ÃÀ Make up Is Hold up 188/ÌìÒ»ÉñË® Magical Water Made in India 190/ͬ־ÄúºÃ My Comrade Is A Gay Gay 192/ÎÄ×ÖÓü Manifestation of Justice 194/ÖñÀº´òË® The Knight of One Night 198/NO STOPING 200/¸ÒÎÊ·Ôںη½ Navigating without A Compass 202/¾¡ÐÅÊé²»ÈçÎÞÊé No Sex Please We Are Chinese 204/¾ÆºóÍÂÕæÑÔ Nothing But The Truth 206/¾ÆÁÖÍâÊ· News for All Drinkers to Cerebrate 208/ÀíËùµ±È» Needless to Say 210/ÃÀÔÕ˹¹ú We Are Americans 212/ÆäÍ´¿ÉÖª No Pain No Gains 214/ÎÞΪÓд¦Óл¹ÎÞ Nothing Comes from Nothing 218/±öÖÁÈç¹é Please Take Advantage of Me 220/Àϵ±Òæ׳ Pregnancy Has No Age Barrier 222/ÉÙ¼û¶à¹Ö Please Dress Yourself up Before Getting to This Address 224/Ì©ƒ× Punctuation Mark Matters 226/δÃâ¹ýÇ« A Notice Too Humble 230/°ÙÄêÀϼ¦ Roasted Chicken Better Than KFC 232/Çë±ð¶Á±¾ÎÄ Reading at Your Own Risk 234/Ì×· Reverse Discount 236/Ö¥Âé¹ØÃÅ Remote Controlled Gate Indian Style 240/SWIMMING OOL 242/·ÖÉíÎÞÊõ Split up Please 244/Æú³µ±£Ëé Swift Transformation of Cars 246/ȨÍþ¹ÉÆÀ Stock Market Commentary 248/ÍËѧÕßÕ¶ Schooling Lengthens Your Life Span 250/Î÷·½ÀÏׯ Self Praise Is No Praise 252/ÐÔÆçÊÓÖ®* Sex Discrimination at Its Best 256/E×ÖÖ®²î The Significance of E 258/²¡´Ó¿ÚÈë The Most Enjoyable Surgical Treat on Earth 260/²»´ò×ÔÕÐ The Confession of A Businessman 262/³ÇÃÅʧ»ð The Butterfly Effect 264/´íÓдí×Å The Legend of Ms. Reno 266/¶­ºüÖ®±Ê The Quotation of A True Historian 268/¶à²ú½Ìʦ The Most Intriguing Productivity of Its Kind 270/¸ÇÊÀÉñ¹¦ The Story of A Gymnastic Accountant 272/¸ß²»¿ÉÅÊ The Tower of Fun 274/¸ßÈ˲»³öÊÖ The Good Hands of An Armless Man 276/¹ã¸æÖ¾Òì The Power of Cigarette Ads 278/ÐÐʬ×ßÈâ The Exorcist 280/ºìÑÕ±¡Ãü The Ordeal of A Russian Beauty 282/»éÀñ¾ªÑÞ The Romance of A Wedding Ceremony 284/¼ÒÆ× The Genealogy of A French Beauty 286/¾¯²ì͵Æû³µ The Thief in Uniform 288/“¾Æºó”Íâ´« The Mystery of An Alcoholic Queen 290/ÀÖÔÚÆäÖÐ The Great Fun of Bathing 292/·±ßÒ°»¨²»Òª²É The Myth of Digging One’s Own Grave 294/Âü³Çħˮ The Harry Potter Hotel 296/ÃÀʳÄÑÇó The Meaning of M 298/Ã×ÏßÂÛ The Length of A Noodle 300/ÄÐÅ®Óбð The Art of Translation 302/Ū׾³ÉÇÉ Think Twice Before You Decide to Take Away 304/Çë¾ýÈëÎÍ The Freezing Experience 306/ÈËÐóÓбð The Difference Between Human Beings And Wild Animals 308/Èæ×Ó²»¿É½Ì The Best of Naughty Students 310/ÉÆÔÕ The Most Cruel Charity Fair on This Planet 312/Ë®ä°ºó´« The Modern Water Margin Saga 314/ÌìɽͯÀÑ The Oldest Baby of All Time 316/Íæ·¨ The Best Way to Kill Your Boredom 318/Íý×ԷƱ¡ The Story of A Rich Pig 320/ζȲ»Í¬ Temperature Discretion 322/ÎÂÜ°Ìáʾ The Kindest Reminder Since Beginning of Time 324/ÏÆÆðÄãµÄ¸ÇÍ·À´ The Beauty Queen Buster 326/ÏÖÉí˵·¨ The Naked Truth 328/ÏྴÈç±ø The Real Elements of Marriage 330/з³ÌÍòÀï The Story of A Flying Crab 332/ÑÔÖ®ÓÐÀñ True Motivation of Wedding 334/ÑóΪÖÐÓà The Best Translation of My Kind 336/Ò©µ½±Ç³ý The Missing Nose 338/Ò»¿Ìǧ½ð Time Is Really Precious 340/Ò»Ö¸ìø The Martial Art Master Who Walks Single-fingeredly 342/ÓÈÓÐÉõÕß The Worse Is Yet to Come 344/ÓﾪËÄ×ù The Romance of Mr. P 346/Ô½ÙÞ´úâÒ To Panda with Love 348/Ö£ÈËÂòÂÄ The Cheater The Better 350/רҵɱÊÖ The Bloody Job of A Laundry Shop 354/»ªÍÓÔÙÊÀ Weird Medical Records 356/ÒÉÄÑÔÓÖ¢ Weird Doctor 358/ÓãºÍ´¬Í¨³Ô We Apologize for Not Making Fish And Chips 362/Yao Ming 364/¾ý×Ó²»ÆÛ°µÊÒ You Readers Please Behave Yourselves Again Please 366/ÀÑÀÑÏÂÎ÷Ñó You Don’ t Have to Be A Star to Be in My Show